524 in idea barrages

1.) Being a Mets fan is a great way to train us to weather all kinds of set-backs and humiliations in the rest of our lives.

2.) If I could draw well, I’d certainly be working on a web-comic called SUPERACQUAINTENCES.

3.) Secular Circuit-Rider. I guess that’s what I’d wanna be. Coming to some town to preach humanism every fifth Sunday.

4.) When life punches you in the heart, flip the script on it and let it be the shock that makes it restart.

5.) Begging, being and benign are all basically the same word. I have no idea what it means but it seems like a way of living.

6.) SPOILER: Kane says “Rosebud” because of his fetish for anal prolapse.

7.) Consent and Dissent are two of the greatest words in the language and they even kinda sound similar!

8.) I wonder how much of every medical class-action suit goes to cover the shady lawyer ads on local television that fuel them.