518 in idea barrages

1.) You are made out of almost exactly the same stuff Lou Reed was made out of so you have a chance to be awesome too.

2.) I’ve never seen a porno parody of TERMINATOR 2 but ya know they’d do something with the “Come With Me If You Want To Live” line.

3.) What would the Platonic Ideal of Platonic Relationships be?

4.) Galaxies move in space, y’know. A long time ago, our galaxy WAS far far away from where our galaxy is now.

5.) The commentators on Fox News are basically just, like, bad guy wrestling managers at this point.

6.) Esperanto… that made-up universal language… the linguistic sandwich… no one can choke down… boy, you’re a hard one…

7.) Pink Freud’s greatest hit was, of course, “Why Are You Having That Cigar?”

8.) Raze the roof, raze the roof, raze the roof, raze the roof!