52 in idea barrages

1.) It’s an EDM remix of “Tainted Love”. It’s called “Tainted Wubwubwub”. It’s… pretty terrible.

2.) How has there not been a mash-up of “Hey Ya” and “Rebel Rebel” yet?

3.) We could make “inevitable” a swear word so that radio stations were constantly delaying the inevitable.

4.) Our legacy is memetic. What we say and do are what will outlive us as our souls, even if we’re shot dead for speaking, they’ll endure.

5.) Just tell me there’s a deal in place where Thanos fuses the X-Men universe into the Marvel Universe with the Infinity Gauntlet, please.

6.) The first rule of Fart Club is don’t admit you’re in Fart Club.

7.) You better listen, open your ears bud, this guy had got radiated blood, Spider-Man is coming to town.

8.) I’m a huge Mets fan but not a “you gotta believe” Mets fan I’m a “you gotta make me believe” Mets. I demand them to be Amazin’.