51 in idea barrages
- May 1, 2015, 3:05 p.m.
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1.) One day she woke up and realized she’d aged out of dick picks and aged into mammograms.
2.) A hockey themed rap act called Sudden Def.
3.) pull out the sriracha, gonna cook with high heat, hey now, you’re a wok star, gotta cook your own meat…
4.) A parody of “Manic Depression” about passive-aggression?
5.) “Fleek” wasn’t even a thing long enough for me to write “What’s The Fleekquency, Kenneth?” Might as well be “Mr. T Ate My Balls”
6.) Other than The Streak, my Mets have been pretty bad. Thank God I am immune to getting my hopes up. Thanks years in Los Angeles!
7.) These would be hard days to be a regicidal maniac. There just aren’t as many royals as there used to be.
8.) If you name your daughter Diana Jones, you’re cursing her to a lifetime of “In Diana Jones” jokes.
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