423 in idea barrages

1.) When facing a resource drought in Zelda, yell “Thanks Nobombsa!” It won’t help but it also will.

2.) I tried explaining the squirrel to the dog as “a tree bunny”. The analogy I believe escaped him.

3.) Have we discussed that “vaping” is now to be called “lungdouching” yet? It’s been a long month, I forget.

4.) Waiting for Netflix to pick up a miniseries about the MASH characters in a nursing home. After MUSH would be a solid title.

5.) There are wackos on the left as driven to crazed purity-purges as the Tea Party is. Let us call them The Kombucha Party.

6.) A day committed to writing and rest can turn into a day of networking and a really good two-poem set. I like these days.

7.) A string of nightmares that was literally just people calling me a loser and fraud over and over. Thanks Osubconsciousama!

8.) I feel so out-of-the-loop today. Insecure. Pendulum swinging back from a great performance last night in ‘Cuse? Dunno.

9.) As a culturally-Catholic agnostic I’ve evolved from lapsed Catholic to recovering Catholic to “my Catholicism is in remission”.

10.) “Baby Got Bacchus” would probably be a bit too heady a bit.

11.) I can’t tell if that’s a really unflattering picture of Ellen Degeneres or a really flattering picture of a young Iggy Pop.

12.) His obsession with auto-erotic asphyxiation was taking over, he was really hung up on it.