419 in idea barrages

1.) Pretend to confuse the words “specist” and “specious” to mess with people.

2.) The seed pod of an exotic orchid steeped in liquor and shipped to us in little bottles like patent medicine is somehow code for blandness.

3.) A weird fusion of the wrestler The Rock and Fozzie Bear called “The Wock”.

4.) It’s all technology based on sewing technique, as a style they call it “seampunk”.

5.) I never thought I’d be the lead interviewer with an exorcist on a podcast but yesterday happened.

6.) My suggestion for the title to GOING CLEAR’s sequel would be “Going Clear: The Age Of L. Ron”.

7.) Have we become so rightly cynical about Star Wars at this point that it’s now the hipster move to be Pollyanna about it again?

8.) I’m just saying, if you do a Back To The Future burlesque, call it “1.21 Jigglewatts”.