411 in idea barrages

1.) She used her magic primarily in the service of interior design, being as she was a decormancer.

2.) I am still disappointed that the theme to GAME OF THRONES isn’t “George RR Maaaaartin, George RR Maaartin, HOW Y’ALL BEEN?”

3.) If you draw art on your little tablet thing, I demand you refer to your drawing wand as “Miley Stylus”.

4.) Look, if you ask me my weight, I’m gonna say “Three Hundred and mumble mumble”. That’s just how this is going down.

5.) A D&D themed metal band called “Megadex”.

6.) A Dr. Who-themed Paul Simon parody that starts “Captain Harkness, my old friend, he screwed another alien…“

7.) Her prediction of masturbation was a self-fulfilling prophecy.

8.) Airbrush designs onto trucks in the South but demand to be called “a pick-up artist”.

9.) Have they called this “Operation Enduring Wartime” yet? That’s what they’re shooting for. They’re shooting to keep shooting.

10.) I like to mispronounce those martial-arts batons as “eczema sticks” just to see if anyone will call me on it.

11.) When I’m annoyingly self-deprecating, remember, I’m a survivor of The Hollywood where so many are brought low erring in the other direction.

12.) We could send all these “religious freedom” homophobes to England, I hear they love pulling crackers apart over there.

13.) A Medieval Madrigal song “Achy Breaky Hearth”.