46 in idea barrages

1.) Ride high on the Luck Plane when a spit-curl rises, hide on-shore when waters are low. Hope for the best. Keep the board ready for the next one.

2.) Betsy Ross or whoever it was couldn’t have had OCD because the flag has no line of symmetry.

3.) “Custodian” means both “defender of those who cannot defend themselves” and “wage slave who sprinkles dust on puke at the grade school”.

4.) If Halloween candies are “fun sized”, Easter candy should be “king of kings sized”.

5.) To figure out which prince would best rule the land, the king whipped his heirs back & forth, he whipped his heirs back & forth.

6.) Yes, there are birds that can repeat what you say back but parrots just don’t understand.

7.) To hell with what works. Let us be humane and figure out how to make that work as we go.

8.) The Yeaster Bunny, of course, does not leave eggs but discreet doses of Monostat in your bathroom cabinet.

9.) “There’s shaved parrot ice, sold in a parking lot… shaved parrot ice, sold in a parking lot…“

10.) Are you gonna be around Utica Tuesday? Please check me out doing poetry at The TRAM Busker Tuesday Night Feature: 4/7/15 Mike Cecconi 7:15pm! Albany Wednesday? Please check me out doing poetry at Live From the Living Room! Thank you. You are awesome.