easter barrage in idea barrages

1.) Bono is the anti-Bowie, constantly changing to be completely uninteresting in new and different ways.

2.) Expectant mothers: name your child Bad News so you can forever be known as the bearer of Bad News!

3.) Parodying Manson’s “The Dope Show” about Grumpy Cat as “The Nope Show” is perhaps the only thing beneath even me.

4.) Is it okay that I find the word “bath” very very funny in certain British accents? “Bahhhhhhff”?

5.) Let us be bizarre. Let us be arty. Let us be… bizarrty.

6.) It is important to draw a dinosaur with a gat and a dew-rag and title it “Gangsta Raptor”.

7.) Every few generations, the rich get extra-stupid and eat the middle class that used to insulate them from revolt. This is where we are now.

8.) The idea of the Toxic Avenger trying to help Captain Planet fight crime and accidentally killing him really tickles me.

9.) Conspiracy nuts would long speak of Bewitched and “The 2nd Darrin Theory”.

10.) The Easter turkey says “Gluten-Free” as if there were half-wheat half-turkey genetic abominations roaming the Earth.

11.) There’s nothing better for a person than the love of a good woman. Other than the love of a woman who’s just a little bit bad, of course.