47 in idea barrages

  • April 7, 2015, 5:20 a.m.
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1.) All zombie Jesus jokes aside, Easter must be a complicated thing to celebrate in the Walking Dead universe.

2.) Not surprisingly, “Daydream Believer” and “Dirty Water” would mash up beautifully.

3.) The most hipster thing ever would be Polaroid selfies.

4.) They’re called “The Hinterlands” because no one there has a clue.

5.) dear Dentastix, animals with human teeth are basically Lovecraftian horrors and make your ads unnerving.

6.) Looking out on the feast before her, “why an Easter ham!” she said, “with all the cruci-fixins!”

7.) She thought the term “masturbating” so crude, she preferred to say she was “using her selfie-stick”.

8.) It was only a matter of time before Jim Varney’s success began in Ernest.

9.) “Li-ttle Jed-i Man, skin the colour of okra, watch him lift some rocks, livin’ la vida Yoda, livin’ la vida Yoda…“

10.) Fittingly, MS-DOS pornography usually required you to C:


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