44 in idea barrages

1.) In the Tea Party adaptation of Hamlet, they’re all “get thee to a gunnery!”

2.) My favourite Peanuts/60s-70s revolutionary mash-up would definitely be Peppermint Pattie Hearst.

3.) The horse farm had a restraining order against Bronies requiring them to maintain at all times at least 500 yds of equidistance.

4.) Some parts of our past are just like kryptonite, chunks of where we came from, rocketing back to take away our strength.

5.) A Speedo is the very definition of a restricted area.

6.) The hipster space program was doomed to fail from the start, with their refusal to use anything but retro rockets.

7.) It’s a party they throw for your first Pap smear. It’s your paptism!

8.) “Pull My Finger” jokes are sub-optimal when on a leper colony.