330 in idea barrages

1.) The Fog of Worf.

2.) Mash up 1: Fleetwood Mac YOU MAKE LOVIN FUN vs Dire Straits MONEY FOR NOTHIN

3.) Mash up 2: BLUE ON BLACK vs FEEL LIKE MAKIN LOVE

4.) Mash up 3: MOONDANCER vs TAKE FIVE

5.) If I’m ever worth humouring to that extent, I’d want shows listed like “Mike Cecconi Vs. Atlanta” “Mike Cecconi Vs. Boston” etc.

6.) Always announce your grandparents are in the audience, drives the girls wild. If you get caught, just say “oh, they had to leave early”.

7.) Trying to locate Optimus Prime, not knowing he’s at Comic-Con. “Where in the world is Car Man?” “San Diego.”

8.) If anyone reading this ever gets famous, PLEASE fill a music video of yours with Illuminati imagery to mess with the tin hats.

9.) I’ll be a TV psychic who only comments on twitter or facebook. I’ll be The Social Medium. “I’m thinking you’re either bored or horny.”

10.) It’s about a wealthy heiress and her identical cousin who came to sympathize with their political radical captors. The Patty Hearst Show!

11.) March, in like a lion, out like some kind of jerk snow lion.

12.) facebook, the fact that someone slowed down Teletubbies footage and put it in black and white is not a headline.