329 in idea barrages

1.) I’m taking back stubble. No longer will stubble be curated fashion choice, again it will mean you don’t have steady work to shave for.

2.) My inability to shut my mind off isn’t a bug, it’s a feature but crap, when the power’s out & I can’t sleep w/out my CPAP, it just screams.

3.) The update, of course, is “you’re so vain, I bet you think this vaguebook is about you.”

4.) Grateful to have a new laptop! Thanks Ma and Pa! Gonna take a while to get all my… stuff… set up, though.

5.) Firefox for most things, Chrome for stuff where I wanna watch the ads, Word for work, Steam for play. Gettin’ there.

6.) The best response to descriptions of horrifying surgery on social networking is “pics or it didn’t happen”.

7.) jazz pick up lines: “are you Miles Davis? because you’re givin’ me Kind Of Blue balls!”

8.) an empty room with doors painted on the walls and on the inside of the real door, a sign that says “this is not a door”.

9.) Sometimes even I will say to myself “get thee to a punnery!”