329 in idea barrages
- March 29, 2015, 12:18 p.m.
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1.) I’m taking back stubble. No longer will stubble be curated fashion choice, again it will mean you don’t have steady work to shave for.
2.) My inability to shut my mind off isn’t a bug, it’s a feature but crap, when the power’s out & I can’t sleep w/out my CPAP, it just screams.
3.) The update, of course, is “you’re so vain, I bet you think this vaguebook is about you.”
4.) Grateful to have a new laptop! Thanks Ma and Pa! Gonna take a while to get all my… stuff… set up, though.
5.) Firefox for most things, Chrome for stuff where I wanna watch the ads, Word for work, Steam for play. Gettin’ there.
6.) The best response to descriptions of horrifying surgery on social networking is “pics or it didn’t happen”.
7.) jazz pick up lines: “are you Miles Davis? because you’re givin’ me Kind Of Blue balls!”
8.) an empty room with doors painted on the walls and on the inside of the real door, a sign that says “this is not a door”.
9.) Sometimes even I will say to myself “get thee to a punnery!”
Squidobarnez ⋅ March 29, 2015
my facial hair grows slowly enough that I only have to shave once a week. this is something that used to puzzle me because I feel like I grew up learning that men had to shave every day or else become grizzly, but now I just see it as me not having to assault my delicate face every morning.
I hope you're having an awesome now.
PB-buddy-huggies
Narrator ⋅ March 30, 2015
That's great about 4. :)