324 in idea barrages

1.) This is the secret code. Ask them “are you a time-traveler watching my rise to glory?” If they say “no” that’s their code word for “yes”.

2.) Fiction can tell truths in places fact fears to tread. But only as long as fiction acknowledges itself.

3.) If you’re really into re-popularizing arranged marriages, try re-branding them as “pre-destination weddings”.

4.) Every year, the most powerful light-side mages hand out trophies to those best at dispelling dark magic. It’s The Wardies.

5.) Raphael’s crossover thrash band is called Sewer Slider Tendencies.

6.) KISS Army. John Cougar Mellancamp National Guard. Rush private mercenaries. Kid Rock random chickenhawks at a Tea Party rally.

7.) A parody of Paul Simon’s “Graceland” about going back in time to punch Hitler? “We’re going to Deutschland, Deutschland…“

8.) Carl’s Senior and Absorbine Senior are friends all the way back to college. They pledged Skull and Bones the same year!

9.) No one should get to be called “Lil’ Wayne” if they’re not the son or daughter of Batman.

10.) The weird thing about DC Comics trying to walk back to a Coke-Classic version of their world is that they’re at 50 New Cokes.

11.) Ted Cruz’s peak relevance was the second he announced candidacy. All downhill from here, thankfully.

12.) The cat knows how to sit on my chest until the exact second my eyes itch, it’s like… a power.

13.) “Jesus Christ’s… Supper Bar… is your surf and turf plate up to par?”

14.) The best part about the internet is how it has beaten us down mentally into accepting really lazy lighting and camera work as acceptable.

15.) So much sleep to try and finally heal.