320 in idea barrages

1.) My “type” is smart girls, it just SEEMS like crazy girls maybe, because this jerk world tries to drive the smart girls crazy.

2.) You’re only one “r” away from “Chocolate Larva Cake” y’know.

3.) A human heart with tentacles to evoke Cthulhu would be a lot of the internet’s favourite Valentine.

4.) Yep. Back to having this thing packed with gauze. Two steps forward, one step back, it’s the dance craze sweeping the nation. I had a cyst, they lanced it twice, it did not heal up good and nice so they put me through full surgery but the stitches thereafter have been found to be bursty.

5.) If only more people were really into the Binding of Isaac game, I’d do a parody of Tainted Love about Tinted Rocks.

6.) His affair with a lady also in the service meant he DIDN’T want vacation. “Shoreleave? But Shirley!” he was heard to remark.

7.) A cannibal who only eats the criminally insane is called a locovore.

8.) Next, I guess, we’ll have The Corn Syrup Anti-Defamation League declaring good diet a hate crime against an innocent ag-product.