319 in idea barrages

1.) At a comic book shows, refer to your hands as “Hunk Hands”. Go around claiming “Hunk Smash… the walls around your heart.”

2.) It’s about young superheroes during the French Revolution, it’s called The Guillo-teens. It’s… pretty terrible.

3.) The weird thing about the past is those aren’t just stories about someone like me, those were actually me. I sometimes can’t believe it.

4.) Ah that time in a young man’s life when he jumps up and down pyramids, swearing uncontrollably. He’s going through Qberty.

5.) A BBQ joint devoted to tabletop gamers called “Magic The Slathering”.

6.) You ARE the knot in your own gut. That gnarled mesh of threads from all direction, that isn’t in you, that IS you.

7.) Circled the “exotic dancer” listing in the want ads, put the paper back on the bar, just in case it gives someone else a story.

8.) Laptop at 23%. Leaking 1 - 2 % a day. Doing the math. Popped a couple of the stitches. Gotta go get it looked at tomorrow. Ugh.

9.) So much going wrong, so much going right, one or the other’s gotta give but probably not tonight.

10.) #‎BeforeTwitterI‬ had to think and then forget all these things. Now they live forever for someone else to monetize.

11.) Terrible pick-up line: “Your legs are like a TED talk, baby, ideas worth spreading.”

12.) Look at the disparate sections of your life & ask “what in the hell could connect these things?” then remember “oh yeah. me.”