316 in idea barrages

1.) 3/15 isn’t Pi Day but it is the area code where I live. Must count for something.

2.) Just like a genetic super-mutant, bringing death rays from your eyes to a knife fight.

3.) The computer generated submissive was lonely for years but she was eventually digitally remastered.

4.) Yeah, life is a joke but it doesn’t have to be a mean one. The joke can be a trickster’s kind lesson. The joke can punch up.

5.) Redub FRIENDS episodes into Swedish tales of existential ennui.

6.) If I were wrongfully imprisoned, I would change my name to Gluten & convince people there was a big movement to free me.

7.) Illness.caused by chewing tobacco is called Skoalyosis.

8.) Glory glory, halitosis, glory glory, halitosis, glory glory, halitosis, your breath could kill a dog.