312 in idea barrages

1.) Take the old videos for the Harlem Shake meme. Replace the audio track with ambient noise of white people clumsily dancing.

2.) A Southern pirate called Cornbeard The Pirate.

3.) If a dog year is equal to seven years then a year-old girl dog is a Seven-Year Bitch. It’s just math.

4.) Fellow Mets fans, I am now referring to Gee as “Superfluous G” and so should you.

5.) An album of Renaissance-style six-part harmony Beatles covers called “The Madrigal Mystery Tour”.

6.) When recreational marijuana is legalized in New York State, how long before Italian places in Utica are selling “baked” ziti?

7.) If love can’t save you, art can. If art can’t save you, love can. Without either, though, I don’t know. Hope for a hell of a blackjack run.

8.) The internet would be consumed by a puppy R&B group called “Bone Pugs & Harmony”.