39 in idea barrages

1.) When you’re awesome but a little bit broken inside and maybe only the crazy can love you, you still need love. You know?

2.) Even weird lookin’ people, sometimes you catch that one angle where they’re beautiful, that angle their lover sees all the time.

3.) What Hilary has is golden. Righties have cried wolf so many times at her & Bill, few are gonna listen regardless of veracity.

4.) A heavy metal band with a flute player in it called Jethro Skull.

5.) Sensuality is a lot less about how you look and a lot more about how you can shed shame in the moment and go with your passions.

6.) Ollie isn’t saying “woof”. He is asking “wolf?” “Aren’t I supposed to be a wolf? Why am I this tiny ball of fur instead?”

7.) Other than monitoring me for an extra half hour as my blood pressure spiked from being so anxious, surgery went well. I’ll be able to drive with discomfort tomorrow. Here’s hoping it heals right this time.

8.) Any time anyone refers to pregnancy as “prego” I get utterly confused and think they’re talking about mediocre pasta sauce.