feb. capstone barrage in idea barrages

1.) The irony of those Duck Dynasty douches looking and sounding more and more like jihadi Imams every day actively breaks irony.

2.) Turn down for it is expensive to run the furnace all day. Turn down for putting on another layer of clothes. Turn down for that.

3.) When Hansel told Gretel he wanted in the witch’s sugar walls, he didn’t mean like THIS.

4.) Every time you overuse post modernist meta humour, a man cries a single tear by the highway. His name is Irony Eyes Cody.

5.) If you’re a redhead doing a strip tease in the month of March, please refer to it as The Shamrock Shake. You’ll be glad you did.

6.) What’s fifty feet tall, breathes fire, is a turtle and really rocks an evening gown? Glamoura!

7.) Just a little one-on-one conversation with a terrible composer. Just an informal tete-a-Tesh.

8.) Let’s start calling the digital manipulation of sound “Phonoshopping”.