222 in idea barrages

  • Feb. 21, 2015, 10:01 p.m.
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1.) If you do good things to be righteous or noticed or get something out of it, you’re doing it wrong. Do good things to be kind.

2.) The term for the pointlessly grim and gritty “grimdark” need to be updated for the new DC films to “grimedark”. Just, like, ugh.

3.) “Ethical luxury goods” is one of those weird turns of phrase that may not be a technical contradiction in terms but certainly is in spirit.

4.) If you’re really into metal, there are thousands of abandoned Radio Shacks just waiting to be retrofit into Dio Shacks.

5.) What’s weird about “drones” being hip is it isn’t that different from putting a camera on an RC copter 7 years ago & just being a weirdo.

6.) The greater the amount of passengers on your ship, the greater your manifest density.

7.) When a boy Pokemon upgrades into a girl Pokemon, he is said to be “evulving”.

8.) The most shameful form of beer conveyance is the brony keg.

9.) My magnum opus “Barkin Pancakes” would require both an understanding of “Bacon Pancakes” & a crush on Ellen Barkin to appreciate.

10.) Act like you know something they don’t. Because you do.


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