220 in idea barrages

1.) Somewhere at the end of this interminable winter, there is spring coming. There is a sun, I swear to God. Start planting seeds.

2.) Would you rather be great at your passion but never receive widespread acclaim or be awful & know it but an accidental success?

3.) Your Church of the Subgenius Black Sabbath cover band will be called Slack Babbath.

4.) Girls? Guys? Why does the movie Aquaman look like a rejected extra from Battlefield Earth? How did we get to this point?

5.) Your hipster Italian food truck will be called Hot Grub Thyme Machine.

6.) Buy illegal liquors on the dark web then proceed to get all Tor up.

7.) Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s methamphetamine.

8.) “Fear And Gloaming In Nome Alaska” shoulda been a thing.