213 in idea barrages

1.) This cartoon was filmed in front of a live, incredibly patient, studio audience.

2.) Your grievances are never fully redressed without a smile.

3.) The body and blood of Christ are Mass-produced.

4.) We are invariably moving toward a CBS television take on SERIAL called “Murder, She Podcasted”.

5.) I really hope that the British hipster grocery chain is Benedict Arnold themed and called “Traitor Ben’s“.

6.) For the Beatniks, “speed dating” meant dating on amphetamines and, really, that makes more sense than OUR speed dating.

7.) A dream about being stalked by a cult of Hagia Sophia, wisdom goddess, through the NYC subways while reality shifts around me. As you do.

8.) Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: ALIENS ARE REAL AND PHALLIC AND MURDEROUS AND MADE OF ACID, OH GOD! Believe it… or not!