28 in idea barrages

1.) With a DJ set by DJ Set, an elder serpent god who is also a DJ.

2.) With Skymall and Radioshack both dead now, will there emerge an underground market for radio-controlled things no one needs?

3.) A point-and-click adventure game without a well-defined pointer? That’s reticle-less.

4.) You misunderstand Brian Williams is claiming the copter was brought down by an RPG… Dungeons & Dragons! He’s a level 8 bloodelf!

5.) #HarryIsPregnantFromLouis is an actual trending hashtag. We’ve descended into absurdity. The lead pipes of Rome were also a series of tubes.

6.) To Wong Fu, Thanks For Everything, Jeffery Dahmer #MakeAFilmUncomfortable

7.) “Oh man, I hate these frat hobbits,” she said, “total brodos.”

8.) Field Of Dreams Where You Can’t Graduate Because You Skipped French All Final Semester Plus You’re Naked #MakeAFilmUncomfortable

9.) When people refer to their “bff” on-line, I like to say it out loud as though it were a word. Your bufffffpppphhhhhh.

10.) They say the best ones/have all been taken/but I’m single as hell/so they must be mistaken.

11.) “REALITY TV STAR REVEALS SHORT NEW HAIRCUT” is trending news, facebook? THEN WHERE WAS THE TEASER TO THE TRAILER FOR THIS HAIR RE-BOOT, HUH?