26 in idea barrages

1.) It’s a 70s buddy cop thing where one’s a lady’s man, other’s a psychic. It’s called STARSKY & HUNCH. It’s… pretty terrible.

2.) A parody of the Dead’s “Truckin” about the mechanics of drag is killed by how little drag queen/Deadhead crossover there is.

3.) Babies love sucking their own hands. Maybe we need to create an artificial flavour of each baby’s own hand to flavour their mush with.

4.) Films glamorizing the murder of Arabs & anti-feminist misunderstandings of BDSM will be the big hits. America, it is time to give up.

5.) I want a soulful acoustic re-imagining of “Power Of Love” on my desk by nine Monday morning. Also, PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN.

6.) You know that when the girl in The Incredibles grows up, her codename will be The InVisigoth.

7.) Let’s just start referring to the stars of Nickelodeon and Disney tween-coms as “being in pre-hab”.

8.) Mos Eisley Rugby is a wretched hive of scrum and villainy.

9.) Best part of falling out of trying to make a living in TV/Film is no longer forcing myself to try to care about the Oscars.