27 in idea barrages

1.) The usual SI models are actually Google Plus sized in that almost no one looks at them anymore despite corporate desperation.

2.) “Don’t make fun of him for being a mohel,” she said, “he can get a little bit snippy.”

3.) Has Shaq ever done an ad for Kobe beef? “If anyone knows about Kobe beef, it’s me, Shaq.”

4.) An alternate timeline where Ganondorf is just Gandalf seduced by The Ring and Link is, I dunno, that feminine elf’s descendant.

5.) If I hit a walk-off home run I would go to the interview armed with two shaving cream pies ready to fend off attackers in kind.

6.) Headstone Pizza… What Message Regarding Your Short Brutish Life Would You Like Carved Into Your Pizza?

7.) Turns out “No Rules, Just Right” is not legally binding so from now on, pants in the Outback Steakhouse.

8.) The best subtitle for BTTF 4 would be “Mid-Life Crisis on Infinite Earths”. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

9.) Farmers Almanac: come for the folksy weather forecasts, stay for 600 pgs of ads for psychic hotlines & herbal supplement scams.

10.) It’s America’s favourite flu treatment: Grobocop! It’s half Robotussin and half Gatorade! It’s… pretty terrible.

11.) The cat starts kneading when he’s feeling needy. Language is fun like that.

12.) They call me Line-Out because I’m an amazing catch.

13.) I may be full of crap but that also explains why my imagination is so fertile.

14.) The President of Bad Movies gets to appoint a Beastmaster-General.

15.) In those Avatar cartoons on Nick, was there a Fassbender?