22 in idea barrages

1.) If all the ads were online days ago, why are you even still watching the game for the ads? Are you that one person who still buys Playboy?

2.) You can’t tell the gov’t man he’s not helping enough while you’re also telling him to cut taxes to the rich. Math is A Thing.

3.) Concern for legacy, friendliness with power & “just happy to be here” are the death of comedy. #OccupySNL

4.) Nobody wants to name their anything “Keytar”. I say, if you’re gonna go weird, don’t bunt single weird, swing for the fence.

5.) Magic miracles monsters none of these things will grant us our happy endings. But we may be able to will ourselves home, for a little while.

6.) All the cuties are here with their dudeies, it’s a bummer… all the cuties are here with their dudeies, it’s a BUUUUUMMMER.

7.) You’re calling off schools ALREADY for maybe five inches? Admit it, you’re hungover from football.

8.) I haven’t had a headache this bad since the last time I accidentally ate fake sugar, for serious my vision is actually blurring.

9.) There is nothing funnier in the history of everything than that awkward white boy rap breakdown in the middle of Evanescence’s “Wake Me Up”.

10.) I ain’t into the footballs much but New England fans calling Seattle thugs when they have a PLAYER ON TRIAL FOR MURDER is kinda rich.

11.) Million-dollar-idea: Next year, have a channel counterprogramme with footage of people in Colorado smoking up. The Bowl Bowl.