127 in idea barrages

1.) The best jokes about the storm will be around here in CNY where we can claim disappointment for only getting 4 to 6 inches then giggle.

2.) There’s always room for cello.

3.) Next on CNN: Alternate timelines where dinosaurs are still alive but THIS STORM wipes them out!

4.) You can’t spell “okcupid” without “puki”.

5.) I hear you can bribe Canadian border patrol with “Timbits” which are like Munchkins but with little chunks of Tim added.

6.) A weepy Sarah MacLauchlin ad to save the folding chairs at wrestling matches.

7.) It’s five years too late but other than that, a joke about Tiger Woods getting the golf clap is still a good idea.

8.) I like to think maybe The Joker went mad by casting eyes upon an elder god. Bring the whole Arkham thing back around.