126 in idea barrages

1.) Riots at ren fests aren’t nearly as violent, there’s usually just heavy luting.

2.) It’s about the world’s youngest water-diviner. It’s called HOAGIE DOWSER, B.S. It’s… pretty terrible.

3.) If you’re a yoga instructor named Matthew, that’s, like, instant nickname.

4.) Metal detectors: protecting us from bringing in our own non-overpriced food! And maybe terrorists too?

5.) I want an Occupy Wall Street customized Bank of America card, just to confuse every single human being alive.

6.) Why do they always have plus-size models make that weird scrunchy face in ads like they’re maybe suppressing a sneeze?

7.) Dear New England, we’re sorry you’re getting a blizzard but we’re glad it’s not us for once. Love, Northern New York State.

8.) A vaudeville skit where two men talk about Christopher Guest’s guest house, horribly confusing each other.

9.) You know what would mash up a mediocre band with a mediocre show? Cash Cab For Cutie.