an irregular celebrational barrage! in idea barrages

1.) Saw “Taken 5” on the marquee, hoped they were being snarky but no, just the time of the matinee.

2.) Tramiversary 7 was amazing, congrats Robin, Garrett and everyone at the TRAMONTANE CAFE! So proud to have been a small part of it! Now if you’ll excuse me, my lower back wants to sleep for 14 hours…·

3.) My favourite story about me when I was not present ever: my good friends Ilio and Rosa were at a show, the subject of myself came up and some guy started ranting about how annoying my parodies are and how I’m a jerk. Ilio whips out his phone, pulls up a clip of myself as a movie extra and asks “you mean this guy?” The guy stops, thinks and yells “GREAT, NOW YOU RUINED CLERKS 2 FOR ME!” Rosa and Ilio, you are forever my heroes for standing up for me in such a sly way.

4.) If you count mail orders I’m sending out Tues/Wed, we’re close to selling out the 1st run of my poetry book. You all are amazing.

5.) OH MY GOD, WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE IS IN ALBANY IN MAY AND, okay, I have money but NOT THE KIND OF DISPOSABLE MONEY REQUISITE TO PAY FOR A TICKET ON 1/23 WHEN TICKETS GO ON SALE.

6.) I want there to be an eleven foot tall version of James Gandolfini named James Gandolf.

7.) You’re old when you see an image macro & think “in MY day, we had to build an ENTIRE Mr. T Ate My Balls page on geocities”.