I want. in The Napkin.

http://skinzwear.com/product_detail.php?prodID=6468&name=Mens-Scrunch-Butt-Half-Back-Bikini-Swimsuit-in-Wet-Look-Black-by-Skinz

I have a G-string swimpiece that’s handy when entering and leaving the nude beach, but feels a bit underdressed for general beaching and tanning. I saw enough thongs and exposed butts at the resort, but that was limited to girls. Go figure. I saw enough guys wearing speedoish trunks that left “little” to the imagination. I own a speedo, but it definitely squishes my junk a bit too much for tanning. (Love it for swimming though.) I got to thinking about how I wanted to find something that would have enough support (rather than squishing) of my junk and partial coverage in the back that would show off my ass and asstat without being a thong.

Bet it’ll make really nice tanlines. Something to look forward to this summer. NOTE TO SELF, REWARD YOUR BUTTOCKS.