117 in idea barrages

1.) He can’t age but a cursed fruit smells more & more revolting in his place. It’s called “A PORTRAIT OF DURIAN GRAY”. It’s… pretty terrible.

2.) If you get within 50 feet of Guy Fieri, you magically acquire frosted tips. Science can’t explain it.

3.) I got hope, which is better than faith, that a good thing is starting today.

4.) We chant out disenchantments because not all enchantments are good. Occasionally they’re okay but most of the time they’re cons.

5.) A parody of “Let It Go” about how we need to accept that nothing good can come out of Star Wars ever again?

6.) I wonder how many studio execs have sent the note “needs more Y.A.” not even knowing what that term means.

7.) Late bloomers bloom best as we get to do it in our prime when everyone else blew their wad before the good stuff kicked in.

8.) There are few greater shocks than seeing a Sbarro that isn’t in an airport, mall or truckstop.

9.) I think the non-Hootie members of Hootie & The Blowfish themselves aren’t sure if they were in Blues Traveler or Counting Crows. Yes, I know the Hootie & The Blowfish guy wasn’t originally named Hootie but I call The Frankenstein(‘s Monster) Common-Use Rule.