112 in idea barrages

1.) There is great energy in our little local ex-ex-patriate community. We have gathered rare baubles in our boomeranginging.

2.) I wanna manage a teen girl metal band called MEGANDETH.

3.) I want you to write a song called “Nothing Kills A Crush Like Mentioning Jesus” have it on my desk by 5. Also, pictures of Spider-Man.

4.) When in Utica, people-watch and play “Tiny Italian Man or Incredibly Stylish Lesbian?” Whatever you guess, everyone wins.

5.) America still wants to make stuff. A shame the means of production are controlled by idle wealth content w/ paper-trading scams.

6.) It’s about a boy genius whose ability to get retweets is used to save the world. It’s called TRENDER’S GAME. It’s… pretty terrible.

7.) Any time you demand something quickly, you have to also ask for pictures of Spider-Man because J Jonah Jameson is just that funny a concept.

8.) I don’t need to take a facebook quiz to know my 80s WWF squash-match no-name jobber identity is Iron Mike Sharpe. I know it… in my heart.

9.) The Doctor’s “never cruel or cowardly” pledge is neatly summed up as “don’t punch down” and I’m trying not to.

10.) Looking directly at a picture of Taylor Swift & I still don’t know if she’s Carrie Underwood or not. It’s like Dane Cook & Ryan Reynolds.