a lesser barrage in idea barrages

1.) Dropped a tread mill on my foot. Good news, nothing is broken. Bad news, everything is purple.

2.) It’s not that Islam doesn’t believe in freedom of expression, all fundamentalist religion doesn’t believe in freedom of expression.

3.) I am really excited to be finally releasing a physical poetry chapbook next week! I don’t mean this in a braggy way I’m just… so happy!

4.) Adulthood having beaten some of the confidence out of her, she changed her name to merely Kim Plausible.

5.) KEEP CALM AND ESCHEW MEMES

6.) The good news is that we don’t have to punish the normals, having to be normal is more than punishment enough.

7.) You can fight wars all you want, if you’re sick, if you’re crazy, but the war always wins.

8.) This time the nightmare was about being a video game character, having won, having no idea what to do next. Eventually love was not enough, she had princess things to do, I was left in a mall with a sword and 72 rupees, alone.

9.) Her love of Pink Flamingos led to her nickname “The Girl With The Drag-Queen Tattoo”.