110 in idea barrages

1.) I cannot speak for androids as I’ve been told I’m not one of those but I can tell you that narrators dream of talking sheep.

2.) We are orphans.... to our endorphins… we’re just no fun… so let’s just run.

3.) I eagerly await the all-Groot parody of the Ant-Man trailer entitled ENT-MAN.

4.) Breathable underwear is important to poetry reading, lest you get a Yeats infection.

5.) H&R Block trying to literally scare up business by pretending the Affordable Care Act’s going to cause a taxpocalypse, not cool.

6.) They really missed an opportunity by not having the neighbor on HOME IMPROVEMENT be horribly disfigured.

7.) If State Farm were ACTUALLY like a good neighbor, it would mind its own goddamn business.

8.) The key to creativity is taking in so much information that you can’t help but mishear things in a way that ends up interesting.