18 in idea barrages

  • Jan. 7, 2015, 9:01 p.m.
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1.) Frat Santa always puts bros before hohohos.

2.) I eagerly await a rapper called Medium Kim.

3.) Far be it from me to tell other people how to live their lives… but Al Leiter should really collect owl lighters.

4.) The direct-to-video careers of Mary Kate & Ashley are a harrowing vision of hell.

5.) Man, I want to go all Spartacus, you know? Like stand up and yell “I am Charlie Hebdo” and such.

6.) If I ran an IT business in Portland, our slogan would sure as hell be “Put A Nerd On It!”

7.) There should have been a DS9 episode entitled “The Trill Is Gone” and you know this.

8.) Much as I love Agents of SHIELD and Agent Carter, I hate how they suggest that torture works and I wonder who makes them say that.

9.) When in doubt, every genre needs a better sense of humour about itself.

10.) Pat Minotaur #classicrockmythology

11.) I have no idea how someone hasn’t become a billionaire selling Cumberbatch Kids dolls to fan-girls.

12.) You know what would be an awesomely pretentious title for an autobiography? “My Thology”


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