14 in idea barrages

1.) Mixed-media artists give it the old collage try.

2.) Oh, that’s MY secret, Captain. I ALWAYS play it too safe.

3.) A pencil doesn’t go there. ‪#‎WorstSexIn5Words‬

4.) Mitt Romney’s hair looks a lot better on Benedict Cumberbatch than on Mitt, I’ll say that much.

5.) Pitbull is a beer advertising fiction, like Spuds McKenzie or Billy Carter.

6.) Any argument predicated upon wins, saves or RBI admits its own doom at the start.

7.) Brick of dry ramen pride eaten like an ice cream bar, dinner of champions.

8.) pro-tip: it’s easy to be a safe driver when you’ve either got no place to be or no particular time you need to be somewhere.