NYE in idea barrages

1.) Any reference to the House of David exhibition baseball team is gonna make me laugh as I am a very particular kind of nerd.

2.) A major difficulty toward getting hipsters into space is that they’ll only use retro rockets.

3.) Actually, Sherlock and Watson TRIED hooking up but were undone by detectile dysfunction.

4.) All these post-Imperial immigrants to Tatooine, securing their residency by having Rancor babies.

5.) A version of “She Don’t Use Jelly” about John Carradine? “Caaaaaarr-a-dine. CARRRRR-A-DINE”?

6.) The problem with being places with a lot more hope is we miss the camaraderie of people who understand what it is to be thirsty.

7.) Don’t diss inside jokes. Laughter COMES from the inside. Unless your lungs are on the outside. Then not much is funny, I assume.

8.) “You’re so vain, you probably think I’m vaguebooking about you” would probably be the updated song.