barroxing day 2 in idea barrages

1.) In MY day we all stared at the SAME screen to ignore each other instead of each having our own. It was BETTER, I say, unsure if that’s true.

2.) If you think you know where the hinterlands are, you haven’t a clue.

3.) They knew we wouldn’t kill each other for land at their profit forever, eventually we’d walk away. So they made up gods to scare us into it.

4.) There’s no “i” in “team” but there is “meta” in this joke.

5.) If your Vincent Price/Mister Ed crossover fan-fiction isn’t called HORSE ON HAUNTED HILL, I don’t even know what to tell you.

6.) There is a way to have every detail in the movie as it was in your favourite book. It is called just re-reading the book.

7.) It’s not just about being the exception to the rule. It’s about knowing that being an exception rules.

8.) Cameras cannot handle the power of my off-beat good looks so they overload and render me as a goofy oaf. Do not trust them.

9.) Old school rappers celebrate the day after Christmas as Beatboxing Day.