1227 in idea barrages

1.) Look, a generation kicked this upheaval down the road 40 years to have kids but we have to do this now. This is the time.

2.) I want a Golden State Warriors jersey modified into Social Justice Warriors because that’s the team I wanna be on.

3.) Let’s kill Hitler. #ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear

4.) Some Godzilla movies are unironically great. Some are so bad they are sublime. GODZILLA’S REVENGE is the second kind.

5.) Wal-Mart, you can’t do an exchange on a broken wireless keyboard w/out full documentation? Because of that rash of wireless keyboard fraud.

6.) The ghosts in Pac-Man are the spirits of the previous Pac-Men you needlessly led to slaughter. It is a vicious cycle.

7.) There are no neutral opinions on Cincinnati-style chili.

8.) I may be the last man on Earth with Yahoo as my homepage but, in my defense, I find what they think is news HILARIOUS.

9.) Such potential, wasted on wealth. #AmericaInFiveWords