christmas (east coast time) in idea barrages

1.) We’re better than blessed. We’re real.

2.) We’re better than miracles, we’re factual.

3.) We retreated into corners of niches & fetish & fancy, hoping it would empower us but here we stand at history’s edge & we are found wanting.

4.) Most importantly, the new year will bring an end to bad Photoshops of the Delorian’s time-circuits that rubes always believe.

5.) Yes, I look goofy as hell when I try to impress but those few little moments when I’m not trying so hard, you would swoon. (I stepped out of the shower and I looked AMAZING, okay?)

6.) We’re better than glamorous, we actually exist.

7.) The TRAMONTANE CAFE is the shimmering antler on the snout of Unicornhill, my 2nd home & the only reason I’m not much much crazier in the middle of a lost phase in my life. Thank you Garrett, thank you Robin, thank you too many awesome baristas to list here.

8.) In honour of Mystery Science Theater 3000’s opening invention exchanges, let us endeavour to open more personal interactions with intention exchanges. It’d make things so much easier.

9.) Found two unscratched lottos, didn’t win, though. Old man played harmonica carols over the house mic at Vons. Christmas in LA.

10.) A series of Incredible Hulk themed convenience meals called ANGRY MAN DINNERS.

11.) Nothing will deny you suction like the gift of a vacuum cleaner.

12.) Side effects of exposure to my off-beat good looks may include super strength, super speed, the ability to command aquatic life.

13.) Just finished the antibiotic course for that minor minor surgery. My Christmas present to myself!

14.) Happy whatever holidays you’re into. This year was a grab bag of joy and tumult. Let’s knock next year outta the park together.