1222 in idea barrages

1.) You probably shouldn’t have a Proud Parent Of An Honor Student sticker above a Jesus fish unless you are actually God.

2.) When the world is invaded by gigantic tin cans, boots and tomatoes from space, don’t come crying to Ron Popeil. He tried.

3.) Dear North Korea, please be really offended at how counter-productive a lightsaber with a plasma hilt would be.

4.) Any title can be made sinister by switching “Eva Von Braun” for “Charlie Brown” but “Race For Your Life, Eva Von Braun” takes the cake.

5.) If I had to be an extreme Christmas decorator, I’d at least be the renegade one. I’d be The Notorious L.E.D. and beef with Two-Trees Shakur.

6.) What has one leg, a fedora and terribly sexist opinions about video games? The Dread Pirate Neckbeard.

7.) It was the nightmare about finding out I’d been skipping a class so I wouldn’t graduate AND I woke up thinking someone was calling for me. It was the disturbing combo!

8.) Sometimes Kilogram and Liter will turn off the teevee and their phones and just spend some quantity time together.

9.) Hulk no am player. Hulk just smash a lot.