1219 in idea barrages

1.) We must remember, this isn’t about America fearing terrorism, this is about debauched movie executives being blackmailed.

2.) Travel does little for longing unless travel takes you where you long to be. Otherwise, it just means other scenery.

3.) As much as I speak of my love of geniuses and tall women, I also want to lay out that adult tomboy women are amazing as well.

4.) No “bucket list”. “Scroll of eventual awesome”.

5.) Solution with the back was to finally rip it open and just release the pressure and the pain for good. For life, as well?

6.) Some days are deus ex machina, others are deus es mockin’ ya.

7.) I demand fan fiction that explains how the Tanners from ALF and the Tanners from Full House are related.

8.) Working clean’s a cop-out. The expectations are less, the moral police’re too busy congratulating you for being clean to care about quality.