12183 in idea barrages

1.) It’s a TV dinner specifically for those who cruise depressing dating sites. It’s called Tinder Vittles. It’s… pretty terrible.

2.) What I’m really looking forward to is JJ Abrams sequel to Corvette Summer. Those prequels were so commercial.

3.) Can we at least admit the English language was better when “baby bump” just meant “a small amount of cocaine”?

4.) Oh you know that Buffy smoked up. She wasn’t above the occasional stake-and-bake action.

5.) As a fan of basically only the Mets & Syracuse in sports at this point, one can assume my three favourite colours are blue, orange & misery.

6.) We’ll have costume parties & gift giving last day of June, call it Half-Years Eve. Meld into July 4th as a holiday season. Everyone wins.

7.) It’s about Clouseau’s daughter taking up the family business. It’s called WHAT TO INSPECT WHEN YOU’RE INSPECTING. It’s… pretty terrible.

8.) Good news is, the antibiotics for my back thing are actually clearing up my skin over. It’s nice.