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1.) Saw a “bereavement counseling” service on the news that was obviously just a front for religious recruitment. How crass and exploitative.

2.) In essence I’m pretty awesome at some stuff but the stuff I’m awesome at I can’t afford to be a part of often enough. Send money.

3.) There isn’t a new Pumpkins or Floyd album. There’s new Corgan & Gilmour albums. They may well be good but they’re not as advertised..

4.) Don’t mistake the darkness for proof that the light will never come back. I mean, it might never come back but it could.

5.) “Doe”/a stupid form of “Though”/”Bae”/”Baby” as said by jerks

6.) Never let ‘em trick you into thinking hard work is its own reward. That makes you a serf. Hard work’s reward is stopping & living again.

7.) Two women walk into a culinary school and talk about the Bechamel test.

8.) If only Little Falls were big enough to have an ad agency, it would totally HAVE to be called Falls Advertising.