1210 in idea barrages

1.) Denying Herbie his coffee break definitely broke labour laws, dentistry desires or not. (I’d livetweet the hell out of Rudolph if it wouldn’t be tedious for you all. As a big snowbeast with unconventional powers, I doubly relate.)

2.) Hoffman’s last film is a crappy YA adaptation, Williams’ last film’s a CGI-heavy Ben Stiller kids flick sequel, there’s no justice anywhere.

3.) Telling someone they are terrible will never motivate them to be better. People don’t work like that. Sane people don’t, anyway.

4.) You think us standing at a shore in still waters but the ocean’s so much deeper than you see, we kick hell beneath, heroically not-drowning.

5.) It will hold power but it will not charge & every time the connection drops, a little bit more drains away. My life as a laptop. Jiggle the cord, try again. Jiggle, try again. Pray to something you know is a con made up to fleece rubes. Jiggle again.

6.) Why waste time praying for celebrities who’d throw you in a puddle to not smudge their shoes? Actually help someone you actually know.

7.) Acme Discount Pencils, where we pass the shavings onto YOU!

8.) I am so divested from the shared culture that I only today heard that “Let It Go” song in the Dollar Store.