129 in idea barrages

1.) So he sat & he wrote “Allentown”/in a mansion on Long Island Sound/& he must’ve felt a fraud that daa-aaa-aaa-aay-aay

2.) Don’t call it “seasonal employment”. They prefer “Emmanuel labour”.

3.) Those tacky jewelry shop at home channels way up in the digital channels give me an apatite for destruction.

4.) We kill present joy through needless overpreparation. We kill future joy through needless devotion to arbitrary self-definition.

5.) The key was to pick the Sasquatch themed slots and then when the bonus round put me over fifty bucks, cashed out like my hands were on fire.

6.) Oh, I’m not like the others. I’ll give you that for free. Whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing is up to you, I suppose.

7.) They knew he was disgusted by erotic Lego constructions but still his friends were known to occasionally block-cock him.

8.) Years ago, we were all like “how could Gallagher get even worse?” then we found out “he could become a bitter right-wing crank!”