127 in idea barrages

1.) Alternately, you could call America’s top fitness model “Mary. Queen of Squats” too, if that was your thing.

2.) “They say Megablocks got the Lord Of The Rings license.” “Oh really, what’s their first set gonna be?” “Probably Legoless.”

3.) That boxer from the Philippines who also sings should cut a disc of Radiohead covers called “KO Computer”.

4.) I think meatloaf would have a great culinary resurgence if we just started calling it “meat brownies” instead.

5.) Abobo ate adobo in an adobe abode. Abobo ate adobo in an adobe abode. Abobo ate adobo in an adobe abode. Abobo ate adobo in an adobe abode.

6.) These days Hamlet wouldn’t have killed his uncle, he’d be a venture capitalist bankrolling astroturf Claudius Truthers.

7.) Green Day’s BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS and Oasis’s WONDERWALL would mash up perfectly. Which makes a weird cosmic sense, really.

8.) As a man of size I can see a picture of Old Luke Skywalker and think “when 900 pounds you reach, look as good you will not, hm?”

9.) Maybe the chlorine spill at that furry convention was just a REALLY confused cosplay for the anime BLEACH?