126 in idea barrages
- Dec. 6, 2014, 8:30 p.m.
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1.) I knew he was a folkie podiatrist because of the bumper sticker that read “this machine kills plantar fasciitis”.
2.) And caller ten wins the grand prize, you DON’T have to go see Billy Joel in Syracuse in March.
3.) If I ever met Luke Skywalker, I’d shake his robot hand and be all like “Cool hand, Luke”.
4.) On Bizarro World, he’s known as “Tax Law” Jim Duggan.
5.) Corny jokes are formed primarily in the mazola oblongata.
6.) Genisys does… what Judgement Day did better twenty years ago. (Also: Genisys does what Nytindon’t.)
7.) Is the best female bartender in the world crowned “Mary, Queen of Shots”?
8.) My problem with the Tor browser is not so much ethical, more due to the fact that I’d read everything in a Tor Johnson voice.
9.) I wonder if, in total innocence, a man named Dominick has ever started an Italian sandwich shop called “Dom’s Subs”.
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