123 in idea barrages

1.) If killing external keyboards for a laptop was the same as killing a person, I would be history’s greatest monster.

2.) You don’t learn much of anything by knowing how they treat their kings. They’re treated in a uniformly unfair manner down through history.

3.) Yes, the good guys can win, at least for a while, but only if enough of us care more about doing good than knowing comfort.

4.) Traveling jesters are best at fooling around.

5.) All I know is you can’t let the bad times make you pretend the good times never happened because then they beat you twice.

6.) If you laugh at North Korean acceptance of mythic claims, you’d better laugh at all religions too. Same cultural mechanism.

7.) Start a tradition where you give the early Xmas gift of a spaghetti strainer on December 1st. It can be your Advent Colander.

8.) #GivingTuesday was a hashtag allowing you to give “selflessly” while bragging about it to everyone? Twitter is the most American thing ever.

9.) He’s a Grand Moff because a regular Moff wouldn’t have the restraint to not eat those Chiclets on his uniform.

10.) She was all “I don’t know what’s on third” and then the make out transitioned into a charming vaudeville standard.

11.) Fame’s a clockwork pulling in victims while claiming it an honour. The lucky come out of the gears warped, others are killed outright.

12.) Without the internet, we wouldn’t know how many people have INTENSE OPINIONS about tertiary Sonic The Hedgehog characters.